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Pornography’s Evolution of Society

The evolution of pornography has evolved society itself as a result. Erotic frescoes adorn not only the walls of ancient Greek and Roman brothels but the estates of senators and the temples of the gods. The world knows Johannes Guttenberg’s first book printed on his then revolutionary printing-press was the …

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Happily Transgendered or Sexually Misaligned?!?

Johns Hopkins psychiatrist Dr. Paul R. McHugh, an old, straight, white, Anglo-Saxon (former) Psychiatrist-in-chief, flapped his fucking gums, then the “deviants” lost their shit. This psychiatrist had the balls to actually say, “This intensely felt sense of being transgendered constitutes a mental disorder in two respects. The first is that …

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Inalienable Rights! WTF Are These, Really?!?

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” We as Americans shit all over this very concept every fucking day. Whose life? Whose …

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Fuck Traditional America!

Embrace the American Melting-Pot! “It is a changing country. Demographics are changing. It’s not a traditional America anymore… The white establishment is now the minority…” “Let us rise to the call of freedom-loving blood that is in us, and send our answer to the tyranny…” Are not talking points like …

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Banned in the U.S.A (and on Amazon)

When a Fortune-500 company, that Goliath of booksellers, chooses to ban your book from their virtual bookshelves for being too pornographic, it is akin to getting kicked square in the fucking nuts. When nothing short of an instruction manual on pedophilia, The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s …

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N***** Gangs or White Gangs: Greater Threat?

Straight, White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant Republican men (S.W.A.S.P.s) and their Democratic brethren are so fucking afraid of the threat of black riotous violence that they cower behind the National Guard at the drop of a fucking a hat. How quickly did peaceful protests in Ferguson and Baltimore quickly escalate into a …

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Albert Fish’s Recipe From Hell

by Hamilton Howard “Albert” Fish Ingredients: 4 lbs. Ass meat 4 Onions 6 strips Bacon 1 pt. Water Directions: 1. Split the cheeks of his behind open. 2. Cut off his monkey and pee wees, washing them first. 3. Put all in roasting pan, light the gas in the oven. 4. Put strips …

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The Letter From Hell

TO. THE. ONLY. BEGETTER. OF. THESE. ENSUING. SONNETS. Mrs. D.F.B. ALL HAPPINESS. AND. THAT. ETERNITY. PROMISED. BY. OUR. EVER-LASTING. POET. WISHETH. THE. WELL-WISHING. ADVENTURER. IN. SETTING. FORTH. H.H.F. Sickspearean Sonnet I. In a year of our Lord, three-score and ten Years agone on the Steamer Tacoma Shipped a friend of …

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DeflateGate! #2squirtssourowlshit

Americans are obsessed with sports. I mean clinically obsessed. Like totally fucking OCD about sports. We may not be homicidally obsessed with sports like football fans (or soccer fans to ignorant Americans) in Brazil who murder a player in the streets for scoring an “own goal” in the World Cup. …

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Who in the Blue Fuck is Ophelia T’Wat?

Male or Female?: There are so many preconceptions that arise when people know your gender. If I am a man (particularly a straight white Anglo-Saxon Protestant man- SWASP), the shit-storm I will be attacked with over profanity and controversial statements will be immense. This is the first time in history that a straight …

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