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TSA: An Anagram for Tits, Scrotum, and Ass Fondlers

Forgive me, Father, for I must go on a fucking rant here.

The TSA are a collective of Pussy-Cunts. They are the Zero-tolerance school council of the United States government. I blame President Obama for this situation, although I will admit if McCain and Romney had successfully made it into the president’s chair I would blame either of them for the entire airport fiasco, too. If Romney was the President, I have no doubt the likes of Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter would be putting their full support behind the TSA for “protecting America from the Islamic terrorist threat”. But neither McCain nor Romney earned the highest office in the fucking land. This is being done on Obama’s watch, so he gets all of the fucking blame here.

For TSA agents to forcibly rape young children and old ladies who everyone, including the terrorists, know are abso-fucking-lutely no possible threat to the airplane it beyond asinine. I wouldn’t mind being groped and fondled if the TSA hired porn stars like Sasha Grey or Ron Jeremy (showing my age here) to handle my private parts. If I’m going to get “felt up” then I should at least get to cum.

The question I’d like to ask the Pussy-Cunts in the TSA, if your techniques are so excellent and necessary that young children and old ladies should be hand-raped by your agents, how many terrorists have you exposed with your techniques over the last few years. None. Zero. Zip. Nada. You haven’t found one fucking terrorist by feeling up my grandmother’s tits or putting you hands between my little nieces’ and nephews’ crotches. Where is Chris Hansen when we need him? Are you screening your agents to make sure they aren’t pedophiles or sexual perverts who are popping secret boners or getting wet under their panties while allegedly keeping our skies safe from terrorists?

To the TSA: prove me wrong. Find someone. Anyone who is an actual fucking threat and I’ll cut you some slack. And if you bust some 86 year-old white Protestant grandmother from Terre Haute with a bomb strapped under her saggy titties, you get major brownie points. Plus maybe an apology from Sean Hannity. But seriously you shitty little Pussy-Cunts, if you fucking grope me when I go through the airport and I will will my cock to bust out of my zipper fully engorged and cum all over you.
Note: Assuming I have a cock, that is. 🙂

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Who in the flying blue fuck is Ophelia T'Wat? Poetic or profane? Asshole or bitch? Democramp or Republicunt? God-fearing or God-damning? Sucks dicks or licks cunts?- crunch- Three! The world may never know.

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