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Who in the Blue Fuck is Ophelia T’Wat?

Male or Female?: There are so many preconceptions that arise when people know your gender. If I am a man (particularly a straight white Anglo-Saxon Protestant man- SWASP), the shit-storm I will be attacked with over profanity and controversial statements will be immense. This is the first time in history that a straight white man cannot say anything even remotely offensive without the censorship hammer being beaten over his head. In the 1960’s, the governors of Southern states can stand on the stoop of a high-school, prevent the school from being integrated, say the most bigoted and racist statements, and be cheered by the masses. Today, a Hollywood producer loses his job producing the Oscars because he said “faggot”. If am a woman, the majority of the media in the country will not take me seriously, particularly due to the profanity and controversy. Only porn-stars, hookers, and whores can act this away. Just like Ann Coulter (who is my idol by the way).

Democrat or Republican?: I intend to relish attacking both sides of the political aisle with impunity. While some may say I lean (or fall) to the left, others will see me as a right-wing nutjob. Bill O’Reilly, who is surprisingly moderate, is vilified by the left and disowned by the right because he takes the position he actually passionate about and believes in. He seems to care less where his opinion is on the left or the right. We are living in a terrible time having political beliefs. I won’t say this is the worst time in American politics, but the venom spewed by both sides at the other is becoming shocking, in this modern world. We are not living in the Roman Empire where if you disagree with a political rival, you assassinate them. Now you just fucking assassinate their character. We are not living in a monarchy or theocracy where dissent will cost you your head. We do, however, live in an age where all of the tough political subjects: abortion, death penalty, national health-care, contraception!!! (really, in the 21st century? Really?) are divvied up by the Democrats and the Republicans. If a Democrat believes in something, the Republicans must believe the exact opposite, even if they fervently believed the same fucking thing just a few years ago. This unwillingness to cross the aisle or admit you might agree with the other party on just one issue is asinine.

Straight or Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgender/Questioning?: This is ridiculous thing to be worried about in modern society and even throughout history. I know that Bible thumpers will quote Leviticus 18:22 (Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination). Shall we get into what “bullshit the Bible says about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about menstruation, about masturbation, (thanks to Dan Savage for your beautiful and brilliant rant http://youtu.be/ao0k9qDsOvs. After you watch the YouTube video, didn’t you particularly enjoy the poor young Christians crying because a faggot said the Holy Bible is bullshit?) I won’t get into this rant now, it would require an entire article in and of itself. Who someone chooses to fuck is only the concern of the person being fucked. Don’t let your own repressed homosexual desires fuel your hatred of those in the LGBTQ community. Don’t look to God to justify your own bigotry. All I have to say about my sexual orientation is I know who I like to fuck. Twats-twat and that’s that.

Christian or other?: Hoo-boy. You can trust that I won’t let my own personal religious beliefs color my commentary on this website. I know what I believe and I know what I don’t believe. If I am, in fact, a Christian, I won’t wear my cross (or a Star of David if I’m a Jew) on my sleeve. (Relax about possible antisemitism in that statement. I don’t hate anyone because of their religion).

Welcome to the mystery that is Ophelia T’Wat. I hope you enjoy or loathe my articles and commentaries. This is going to be interesting.

About Ophelia T'Wat

Who in the flying blue fuck is Ophelia T'Wat? Poetic or profane? Asshole or bitch? Democramp or Republicunt? God-fearing or God-damning? Sucks dicks or licks cunts?- crunch- Three! The world may never know.