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That Slippery Slope: Pedophilia, Polygamy, and Bestiality

@tmorello@sbrounder What’s next, the legalization of Polygamy? Marriage to Animals? Pedophilia? It’s a slippery slope, my friend. #truth — Joshua Sutton (@NOTTUS81) June 26, 2015 Let’s go over these points one-by-fucking-one and dissect how ridiculous these points really are. Pedophilia Let us address the pedophilia issue first. Marriage is defined …

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Marriage: A Homosexual Institution

Marriage Equality – A Midsummer Night’s Dream Come True In my Wet Dream, I hypothesize a homosexual relationship between Demetrius and Hermia’s father, Egeus that Shakespeare himself could not have possibly imagined. They desire to be married in an age when homosexual marriage could not be legalized. William Shakespeare, in …

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A Church Divided Against Itself

Before It Can Stand The debate over circumcision or uncircumcision has reared its ugly head again after nearly two thousand years. Why have Social Justice Warriors inflamed the debate over circumcision or intactivism (whatever the unholy fuck that is)? Wasn’t this all settled during the Council of Jerusalem two millennia …

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The Anti-Christmas Special

Welcome to “Satan’s Bible Study”. On our Anti-Christmas Special, we celebrate the season of Advent with the most repugnant, unrepentant blasphemy to ensure your salvation in Jesus the Christ through said Blasphemy! The virginal birth of Jesus is one of the most celebrated, and debated, events in human history. Christians …

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Introduction to Satan’s Study Bible

Welcome to “Satan’s Bible Study”. My name is Pariah Crucifigetus (cruch-e-feh-jay-tus), the founder of  the heretical, apostate Catholic order, the Advocatus Diaboli. Our order’s motto is Salus in Christo Jesu per blasphemia. The Advocatus Diaboli at ChiXiStigma.org (kI-zI-stigma) are devoted to pushing the boundaries of Christian theology and Biblical scholarship …

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Of Screwtape’s Letters and Satan’s Study Bible

C.S. Lewis’ The Screwtape Letters is a marvel of Christian apologetic satire. Only a man who spent many of his adult years as a self-professed Atheist would have the faith to write a novel for a Christian audience about the correspondence from a demon named Screwtape, who gives under-worldly advice …

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The Autohagiography of Fridthjof Dyr Jorden

“I hear the voice of the Devil!” These words could have only ever been spoken by the Messiah Himself (cf. Mt. 4:1-11) and madmen. In His own time, even the Messiah was considered a madman. For every actual Messiah, there have been countless madmen who have heard the voice of …

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And the Prosecution Rests

The Prosecution has presented the partial testimony of the hostile witness called John the Beloved, the son of Zebedee. During the course of our case against Christ, we will call and interrogate three other witnesses, Matthew (also called Levi), John Mark, and Luke the Physician. By reading each Satan’s Study …

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Can Blasphemy Teach the Gospel?

We, despite our infernal trappings, are not stereotypical Satanists, who worship the Devil during highly sexualized S & M Black Masses. One would be startlingly foolish to worship the personification of evil. What would one do if one conjured the Devil? Ask him if he would care for some tea …

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Blasphemy Shall Be Forgiven Us

Blasphemy, heresy, and apostasy are interesting sins. Many, many people over the centuries have been executed by the Church for these very sins. Jesus the Christ Himself was crucified because the Sanhedrin believed Jesus guilty of these very same sins. Blasphemy is the sin of insulting or showing contempt or …

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