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The Anti-Christmas Special

Welcome to “Satan’s Bible Study”. On our Anti-Christmas Special, we celebrate the season of Advent with the most repugnant, unrepentant blasphemy to ensure your salvation in Jesus the Christ through said Blasphemy!

The virginal birth of Jesus is one of the most celebrated, and debated, events in human history. Christians proclaim throughout the Christmas season that God became human in the person of Jesus. Atheists denounce the virginal conception as just as illogical as it is absurd. The mystery of Jesus’ conception is to be reviled not adored. To the Egyptian, their Pharaoh is the son of Ra, the Sun god, and his heir will also be the son of the Sun God. Ra, through an act of impersonation, would present himself to the Queen for the act of copulation. The Queen believed she is with her husband the Pharaoh. Cæsar himself claimed to be a deity. For Jesus to present Himself as the Son of God, is so remarkably commonplace. And of a virgin? Laughable.

To the pagan world, the conception of their God-man would have been seen as a passionate, erotic, and beautiful sexual intercourse between the mortal woman and her god. Zeus was heralded for the many bastard demigods he fathered with mortal women. There would be no great heroes of the Ancient Greek religion if it were not for Zeus’ libido. And there would be no Messiah nor Son of God if it were not for the libido of the Holy Spirit during the conception of Jesus through Blessed Mary, Ever-Virgin…

[To be continued in the embedded video]

About Fridthjof Dyr Jorden

“I hear the voice of the Devil!” These words could have only ever been spoken by the Messiah Himself (cf. Mt. 4:1-11) and madmen. I was reared a devout Roman Catholic. I was an altar-boy. I took Communion every Sunday. I studied the Bible. I prayed the rosary. I intended to enter the seminary and become a Priest. My faith in God was unflappable and my fear of the Devil was inescapable. After years of self-professed Atheism, I have returned to my faith in Jesus Christ, albeit different. I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour, but I also recognized the role Satan has in my life. Praise Jesus, hail Satan.

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