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Burnin’ In Hell (Where I Found Jesus) 2

Written by Satan’s Preacher Man  My soul was burning in Hell, It’s where I found Christ! My soul was burning in Hell, It’s where I found Christ! I made love to the needle, To heroin I was enticed. Oh, to heroin I was enticed. I cried out to the Lord, From …

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The Sign of the Baphomet

Hand signs are one of the oldest means of identifying oneself with a group. To Christians, an integral expression of the faith during their services is making the sign of the cross (or “Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, & Watch). Modern urban gangs “throw” their intricate and unique hand signs. And then …

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Christians DO Love Faggots As They Love Themselves

Christians proclaim their eternal love and compassion for their fellowmen. They trumpet their adherence to Jesus’ Commandment to: Love thy neighbour as thyself (MK. 12:31). But to outsiders looking in, the Christian communities  are unholy hypocrites. How can their condemnation of the LGBTQ community be one and the same as …

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Columbine High Skool Reunion

(Twiggy Ramirez give me a distorted heavy-ass Spooky Kids riff – D.J. scratch out a long-ass Nine Inch Nails beat – While I spit out my sick, twisted, spooky rhymes…)  Harris and Klebold were very, very bold Breakin’ out of their mold They were both stone-cold To the Devil they sold Their immortal soul …

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Burning’ In Hell (Where I Found Jesus)

Written by Satan’s Preacher Man My soul was burnin’ in Hell, It’s where I found Jesus! My soul was burnin’ in Hell, It’s where I found Jesus! I tried to escape that Hell fire, Hounded all the way by Cerberus! I cried out to the Lord himself From the fiery depths …

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NSA: Guilty of Revenge-Porn

revenge porn a nude photograph or video which is publicly shared online (most frequently by an ex-lover of the subject’s) for the purpose of spiteful humiliation and/or the lulz.   In the immortal words of Lord Byron, “Truth is stranger than fiction.” If there is a single television series that …

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The Apostolic Cult of Jesus ben Joseph

In the modern world, the choosing of the Disciples by Jesus would be considered the beginnings of a cult, which is exactly what the Pharisees and Sadducees of antiquity believed the young Jesus’ movement actually was. Jesus’ teachings have all the hallmarks of a cult (as developed by Janja Lalich, …

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Men’s Greated Fear? Being Treated Like They’re Women

Why do straight men fear gay men. Why is it that straight men are so fearful of homosexual men? Where does this fear originate? Homophobia is by its very definition a “fear of homosexuality”. The hatred of homosexuality just comes naturally to many in the straight community; in fact, it is …

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Jehovah is a Spoiled-Brat God

The World’s Most Offensive Children’s Bible Song There once was a council of the gods, Bickering over the universe they would create. For epoch upon epoch they endlessly bantered, “Should it be flat? Should it be round? Should it parade around the sun upon the back of a goat? Should …

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Ovid’s “Conceptio”

To the pagan world, the conception of their God-man would have been passionate, erotic, and beautiful sexual intercourse between the mortal woman and her god. Zeus was heralded for the many bastard demigods he fathered with mortal women. There would be no great heroes of the Ancient Greek religion if …

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