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Pet Peeves: Christians on Facebook

Don’t you just hate when one of your Christian friends posts something obnoxious on Facebook about how great Jesus is or how wrong abortion is, or that you’re going to go straight to mother-fucking Hell? I want to “unfriend” each and every one of these holier-than-thou cunts for having the …

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“They Knew!” Who Knew? “The Pakistanis Knew.” Who Fucking Cares?

The President of the United States of America has been caught with their pecker in the whorehouse (or however the idiom goes). President Obama apparently lied about how his government got the intelligence concerning Osama Bin Laden’s whereabouts in Pakistan (if you can call anything relating the government “intelligent”). The …

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Millennium Introduction

One of the most celebrated hindrances to radical preterism is the fact that the revelation of the new heavens and the new earth did not occur in AD 70. While we can assert that every other apocalyptic prophecy was fulfilled by the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem by the …

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Parousia Introduction

The fulfillment of prophecies the Little Apocalypse and the Book of Revelation have  been impatiently awaited by Christians for the past two… hundred years. Surprised? Shocked? Horrified? “This futuristic interpretation with its personal Antichrist and three and a half year period of tribulation did not take root in the Protestant …

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Beasts Introduction

I. The identity of The Beast of Revelation have been hotly contested over the centuries. Every despot in the Judeo-Christian world has been accused of being either Antichrist or the beast of the earth himself. Not even the Popes have escaped accusation; the nearly-divine are often seen as despots to …

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Jerusalem Introduction

Many critics of the New Testament, in their dismissal of the Olivet Discourse (the little Apocalypse) of Matthew 24, will argue Vaticinium ex eventu (“Prophecy after the event”). This argument postulates that the Gospels were actually written after the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70 and this “prophecy” by Jesus …

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Josephus Introduction

Any American, who came of age in the latter half of the 20th century, will remember the Reader’s Digest Condensed Books. These unholy abominations of sacred fiction were abridged because American reader’s could not be bothered to read an entire novel. They required the editors at Reader’s Digest to abridge …

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Pseudochristos Introduction

Jesus warns in his little Apocalypse the rise of Pseudochristos: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but …

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Martyrs Introduction

The Martyrdom of early Christians is a horror that still pains Christianity to this day. With the real global threat of ISIS, many Christians, particularly the ancient sects that had survived peacefully with Muslims in Islamic countries for over a millennia, live in daily fear for their lives. The threat …

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Deaths of Apostles Introduction

Fable… Myth… Legend… The martyrdom of the Twelve most important (non-divine) men to ever left to be told in fables, myths, and legends. Why? This is a question I asked as a young Roman Catholic in catechism class. Why were there no Biblical stories regaling the stories of how these …

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