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Ophelia T'Wat

Who in the flying blue fuck is Ophelia T'Wat? Poetic or profane? Asshole or bitch? Democramp or Republicunt? God-fearing or God-damning? Sucks dicks or licks cunts?- crunch- Three! The world may never know.

Marquis de Sade’s A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream

Pornographer’s Hypocritic Oath: “We choose to publish (without fear of censorship) straight, gay homosexual, lesbian, and BDSM erotica, BUT the following erotic-fiction need not apply: rape, incest, necrophilia (vampires are okay), bestiality (were-wolves as well), pedophilia, snuff films, water sports, brown sports, blood sports, etc.” But Ophelia T’Wat dares to …

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Christians DO Love Faggots As They Love Themselves

Christians proclaim their eternal love and compassion for their fellowmen. They trumpet their adherence to Jesus’ Commandment to: Love thy neighbour as thyself (MK. 12:31). But to outsiders looking in, the Christian communities  are unholy hypocrites. How can their condemnation of the LGBTQ community be one and the same as …

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Columbine High Skool Reunion

(Twiggy Ramirez give me a distorted heavy-ass Spooky Kids riff – D.J. scratch out a long-ass Nine Inch Nails beat – While I spit out my sick, twisted, spooky rhymes…)  Harris and Klebold were very, very bold Breakin’ out of their mold They were both stone-cold To the Devil they sold Their immortal soul …

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NSA: Guilty of Revenge-Porn

revenge porn a nude photograph or video which is publicly shared online (most frequently by an ex-lover of the subject’s) for the purpose of spiteful humiliation and/or the lulz.   In the immortal words of Lord Byron, “Truth is stranger than fiction.” If there is a single television series that …

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Men’s Greated Fear? Being Treated Like They’re Women

Why do straight men fear gay men. Why is it that straight men are so fearful of homosexual men? Where does this fear originate? Homophobia is by its very definition a “fear of homosexuality”. The hatred of homosexuality just comes naturally to many in the straight community; in fact, it is …

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Pet Peeves: Christians on Facebook

Don’t you just hate when one of your Christian friends posts something obnoxious on Facebook about how great Jesus is or how wrong abortion is, or that you’re going to go straight to mother-fucking Hell? I want to “unfriend” each and every one of these holier-than-thou cunts for having the …

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