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The Voices in My Head

To the popular imagination, paranoid schizophrenics hear the Devil instructing us to commit murder, or we crowd mental institutions believing we are Jesus Christ Himself.  My mental condition has colored my creativity in a variety of different ways. Many writers will often encounter their “characters” actively participating in the stories …

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The Onion and Ophelia T’Wat.com: Juvenal or Juvenalian?!?

The Onion is a marvel of political satire. How many Onion articles are shared on Facebook newsfeeds and unsuspecting friends believe, truly believe the articles are real. And they lose their ever-loving shit. “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex” “Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong That Moon Landing Was Fake” “Congress …

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The Autohagiography of Fridthjof Dyr Jorden

“I hear the voice of the Devil!” These words could have only ever been spoken by the Messiah Himself (cf. Mt. 4:1-11) and madmen. In His own time, even the Messiah was considered a madman. For every actual Messiah, there have been countless madmen who have heard the voice of …

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Who in the Blue Fuck is Ophelia T’Wat?

Male or Female?: There are so many preconceptions that arise when people know your gender. If I am a man (particularly a straight white Anglo-Saxon Protestant man- SWASP), the shit-storm I will be attacked with over profanity and controversial statements will be immense. This is the first time in history that a straight …

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