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Burnin’ In Hell (Where I Found Jesus) 2

Written by Satan’s Preacher Man  My soul was burning in Hell, It’s where I found Christ! My soul was burning in Hell, It’s where I found Christ! I made love to the needle, To heroin I was enticed. Oh, to heroin I was enticed. I cried out to the Lord, From …

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Columbine High Skool Reunion

(Twiggy Ramirez give me a distorted heavy-ass Spooky Kids riff – D.J. scratch out a long-ass Nine Inch Nails beat – While I spit out my sick, twisted, spooky rhymes…)  Harris and Klebold were very, very bold Breakin’ out of their mold They were both stone-cold To the Devil they sold Their immortal soul …

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Burning’ In Hell (Where I Found Jesus)

Written by Satan’s Preacher Man My soul was burnin’ in Hell, It’s where I found Jesus! My soul was burnin’ in Hell, It’s where I found Jesus! I tried to escape that Hell fire, Hounded all the way by Cerberus! I cried out to the Lord himself From the fiery depths …

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Jehovah is a Spoiled-Brat God

The World’s Most Offensive Children’s Bible Song There once was a council of the gods, Bickering over the universe they would create. For epoch upon epoch they endlessly bantered, “Should it be flat? Should it be round? Should it parade around the sun upon the back of a goat? Should …

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Albert Fish’s Recipe From Hell

by Hamilton Howard “Albert” Fish Ingredients: 4 lbs. Ass meat 4 Onions 6 strips Bacon 1 pt. Water Directions: 1. Split the cheeks of his behind open. 2. Cut off his monkey and pee wees, washing them first. 3. Put all in roasting pan, light the gas in the oven. 4. Put strips …

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The Letter From Hell

TO. THE. ONLY. BEGETTER. OF. THESE. ENSUING. SONNETS. Mrs. D.F.B. ALL HAPPINESS. AND. THAT. ETERNITY. PROMISED. BY. OUR. EVER-LASTING. POET. WISHETH. THE. WELL-WISHING. ADVENTURER. IN. SETTING. FORTH. H.H.F. Sickspearean Sonnet I. In a year of our Lord, three-score and ten Years agone on the Steamer Tacoma Shipped a friend of …

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