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Suggested Riot Route

Riots put the fear of mother-fucking God his own badass self into not only the people, but the government as well. Riots are a tool in the arsenal of rebellion chosen by the ignorant. They choose lay devastation at the foot of their own homes, businesses, and neighborhoods. How does …

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TSA: An Anagram for Tits, Scrotum, and Ass Fondlers

Forgive me, Father, for I must go on a fucking rant here. The TSA are a collective of Pussy-Cunts. They are the Zero-tolerance school council of the United States government. I blame President Obama for this situation, although I will admit if McCain and Romney had successfully made it into …

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Jesus Christ’s Enormous 3-Foot Cock

Seriously… WTF! I know Roman Catholics have been accused of idolatry for the past two millennia, but has the Church actually digressed backwards through time as a religion to… phallus worship? Osiris, the fertility god himself, lost his penis to the Nile and nowhere in the Bible does Jesus actually …

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Tsarnaev: Death by Bomb-Vest!

We need to take a moment to remember innocent lives destroyed by the Boston Marathon bombing. Krystle Campbell, Martin Richard, Lingzi Lu, and Sean Collier lost their lives merely watching with enthusiasm the runners of the Boston Marathon cross the finish line. Hundreds of others had their limbs blown off …

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Freedom of Religion: 10th Anniversary of 911

An essay originally written on September 11, 2011 – [Updated] On this, the 10th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and the crash of Flight 93 of September 11th, we must remember to cherish the 1st Amendment to the Constitution and its protection of …

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