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That Slippery Slope: Pedophilia, Polygamy, and Bestiality

@tmorello@sbrounder What’s next, the legalization of Polygamy? Marriage to Animals? Pedophilia? It’s a slippery slope, my friend. #truth — Joshua Sutton (@NOTTUS81) June 26, 2015 Let’s go over these points one-by-fucking-one and dissect how ridiculous these points really are. Pedophilia Let us address the pedophilia issue first. Marriage is defined …

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Marriage: A Homosexual Institution

Marriage Equality – A Midsummer Night’s Dream Come True In my Wet Dream, I hypothesize a homosexual relationship between Demetrius and Hermia’s father, Egeus that Shakespeare himself could not have possibly imagined. They desire to be married in an age when homosexual marriage could not be legalized. William Shakespeare, in …

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Happily Transgendered or Sexually Misaligned?!?

Johns Hopkins psychiatrist Dr. Paul R. McHugh, an old, straight, white, Anglo-Saxon (former) Psychiatrist-in-chief, flapped his fucking gums, then the “deviants” lost their shit. This psychiatrist had the balls to actually say, “This intensely felt sense of being transgendered constitutes a mental disorder in two respects. The first is that …

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Inalienable Rights! WTF Are These, Really?!?

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” We as Americans shit all over this very concept every fucking day. Whose life? Whose …

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Fuck Traditional America!

Embrace the American Melting-Pot! “It is a changing country. Demographics are changing. It’s not a traditional America anymore… The white establishment is now the minority…” “Let us rise to the call of freedom-loving blood that is in us, and send our answer to the tyranny…” Are not talking points like …

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Banned in the U.S.A (and on Amazon)

When a Fortune-500 company, that Goliath of booksellers, chooses to ban your book from their virtual bookshelves for being too pornographic, it is akin to getting kicked square in the fucking nuts. When nothing short of an instruction manual on pedophilia, The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s …

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N***** Gangs or White Gangs: Greater Threat?

Straight, White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant Republican men (S.W.A.S.P.s) and their Democratic brethren are so fucking afraid of the threat of black riotous violence that they cower behind the National Guard at the drop of a fucking a hat. How quickly did peaceful protests in Ferguson and Baltimore quickly escalate into a …

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DeflateGate! #2squirtssourowlshit

Americans are obsessed with sports. I mean clinically obsessed. Like totally fucking OCD about sports. We may not be homicidally obsessed with sports like football fans (or soccer fans to ignorant Americans) in Brazil who murder a player in the streets for scoring an “own goal” in the World Cup. …

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Suggested Riot Route

Riots put the fear of mother-fucking God his own badass self into not only the people, but the government as well. Riots are a tool in the arsenal of rebellion chosen by the ignorant. They choose lay devastation at the foot of their own homes, businesses, and neighborhoods. How does …

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TSA: An Anagram for Tits, Scrotum, and Ass Fondlers

Forgive me, Father, for I must go on a fucking rant here. The TSA are a collective of Pussy-Cunts. They are the Zero-tolerance school council of the United States government. I blame President Obama for this situation, although I will admit if McCain and Romney had successfully made it into …

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