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Christians DO Love Faggots As They Love Themselves

Christians proclaim their eternal love and compassion for their fellowmen. They trumpet their adherence to Jesus’ Commandment to: Love thy neighbour as thyself (MK. 12:31). But to outsiders looking in, the Christian communities  are unholy hypocrites. How can their condemnation of the LGBTQ community be one and the same as …

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Pet Peeves: Christians on Facebook

Don’t you just hate when one of your Christian friends posts something obnoxious on Facebook about how great Jesus is or how wrong abortion is, or that you’re going to go straight to mother-fucking Hell? I want to “unfriend” each and every one of these holier-than-thou cunts for having the …

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That Slippery Slope: Pedophilia, Polygamy, and Bestiality

@tmorello@sbrounder What’s next, the legalization of Polygamy? Marriage to Animals? Pedophilia? It’s a slippery slope, my friend. #truth — Joshua Sutton (@NOTTUS81) June 26, 2015 Let’s go over these points one-by-fucking-one and dissect how ridiculous these points really are. Pedophilia Let us address the pedophilia issue first. Marriage is defined …

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Marriage: A Homosexual Institution

Marriage Equality – A Midsummer Night’s Dream Come True In my Wet Dream, I hypothesize a homosexual relationship between Demetrius and Hermia’s father, Egeus that Shakespeare himself could not have possibly imagined. They desire to be married in an age when homosexual marriage could not be legalized. William Shakespeare, in …

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Happily Transgendered or Sexually Misaligned?!?

Johns Hopkins psychiatrist Dr. Paul R. McHugh, an old, straight, white, Anglo-Saxon (former) Psychiatrist-in-chief, flapped his fucking gums, then the “deviants” lost their shit. This psychiatrist had the balls to actually say, “This intensely felt sense of being transgendered constitutes a mental disorder in two respects. The first is that …

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Inalienable Rights! WTF Are These, Really?!?

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” We as Americans shit all over this very concept every fucking day. Whose life? Whose …

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Jesus Christ’s Enormous 3-Foot Cock

Seriously… WTF! I know Roman Catholics have been accused of idolatry for the past two millennia, but has the Church actually digressed backwards through time as a religion to… phallus worship? Osiris, the fertility god himself, lost his penis to the Nile and nowhere in the Bible does Jesus actually …

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Tsarnaev: Death by Bomb-Vest!

We need to take a moment to remember innocent lives destroyed by the Boston Marathon bombing. Krystle Campbell, Martin Richard, Lingzi Lu, and Sean Collier lost their lives merely watching with enthusiasm the runners of the Boston Marathon cross the finish line. Hundreds of others had their limbs blown off …

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Freedom of Religion: 10th Anniversary of 911

An essay originally written on September 11, 2011 – [Updated] On this, the 10th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and the crash of Flight 93 of September 11th, we must remember to cherish the 1st Amendment to the Constitution and its protection of …

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